Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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