just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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