...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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