I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
