Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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