"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
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