Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
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