Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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