Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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