As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
FUCK WHALES
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