It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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