Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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