I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Randomize
