it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
We had sex on a dog bed..
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
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