I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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