The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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