I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Randomize
