She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
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