You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
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