On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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