Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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