Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
they're like a gay fantastic four
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
