he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
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