called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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