this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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