so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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