The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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