he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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