This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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