Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Randomize
