just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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