What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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