5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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