i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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