What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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