I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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