dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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