But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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