apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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