my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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