White coat. Heels.
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
