Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Randomize
