I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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