Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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