i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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