We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
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