Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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