he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I'm like, not good at living.
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