YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
high people should be assigned attendants
two words...techno handjob
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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