somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
my sisters under your porch take her home
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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